Street Wisdom Seekers Mugs

Panhandler displays sign: Give now, on vacation next 2 weeks.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Oh, crap.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

Author of thought for the day on commitment remains anonymous.

"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

Bank

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.