Street Savvy Mugs

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'Big tipper' gets a taxi before everybody else.

'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'

Taxi stopping for the sexy looking leg.

Parking meter holdup

'Two men and a hat.'

People and their signs 'Hungry' 'Pissed Off' 'Just Fine'

'Sun Valley? No, dark alley.'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Walking Tours of New York

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'Take ten years off the top.'

Sidewalk the game

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

'Maybe a tad too much eye makeup.'

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

Watch for Children.

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Parking? I don't think so.

'Growing a beard?' - 'Yes, not so much face to wash.'