Streaming Superstars Pillows

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

A dog poops an @ symbol.

Harold Pinterest

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Narcissism Clinic.

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

"How many times are you going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"It's not really watching TV if I watch it online."

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

My Way - 2020

'Oh, you cut the cord too?'

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'