Show Streaming Superstar Pillows

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

Binge Watch

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Love chair

Child on a schedule.

"My schedule is just nuts."

George Best

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Time Run

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

'It's for show and tell!'

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

"How many times are you going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

City Travel: 'We record your favorite TV shows white you vacation.'

You're never too old for pilates!

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'

'I'm reading a movie that was made into a TV series that was made into a book.'

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

"Another Game of Thrones O.D."

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'

"For us, binge watching is staying awake for the whole show."

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'