Streaming Superstars Gifts

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I, TikTok."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Harold Pinterest

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

A dog poops an @ symbol.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Narcissism Clinic.

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

"How many times are you going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"It's not really watching TV if I watch it online."

"I have 1,8000 friends on facebook....and you want a college degree?"

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

'Oh, you cut the cord too?'

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'