"O.K., it's time you guys got your own HBO subscriptions."
Streaming Service Squatters Gifts
Looking for a quirky gift for streaming service squatters? Our collection celebrates their love for endless binge-watching with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Brighten their lounge with a laugh and a reminder of their favorite hobby.
"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?
"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."
Library: The Weight lifting Section.
Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III
"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."
The Digital Dark Ages
Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans
"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."
"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."
"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix."
"I just don't see a future for us Jane, our Netflix wish lists are just too different."
Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)
Earth wearing Mickey Mouse hat
"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."
"He nibbled though the rotten skirting and then got squashed by my porn mags."
'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'
"Yes, you're right, we definitely live in a stream, but NO, that doesn't make us streamable content!"
Cable / Satellite / Digital TV "Still nothing on TV."
"They still had so much TV ahead of them."
"I'm so special that I even get my very own blanket for the sofa."
"No one buys albums anymore so we've decided to release a concept single."
'I subscribe to HBO, Netflix & Hulu. . . but I am dropping you.'
"I've been watching British shows on hulu. They're strange."
God operating a universal remote.
"I don't think I can watch anymore."
Fire Up the Netflix
"I'm a societal mutation."
"Now imagine how good that would look completely sweated through on the twenty-third street subway platform."
The Number One Streaming Service Of College Students
"I thought I placed myself on a 'Do not call' list from you people. Well, as long as you're here, can you put Mom on?"
"We'll have to stop him from watching our Netflix the old fashioned way. Close the curtains."
"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."
'It's not a revenue problem, it's a spending problem.' - 'If it makes you that mad cancel your subscription to Netflix.'
Streaming Service Squatters Gifts Collection
Streaming Service Squatters Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for streaming service enthusiasts. Find a humorous or heartfelt gift that makes their caffeine break as enjoyable as their binge-watching.
Streaming Service Squatters Pillows
Make their streaming lounge more comfy and fun with our quirky pillows. Ideal for adding humor and personality to their binge-watching setup.
Streaming Service Squatters Prints
Discover bold prints that celebrate streaming devotion. Perfect for decorating their space with humor and style, these prints make every viewing session special.
Streaming Service Squatters T-Shirts
Browse our fun collection of t-shirts perfect for streaming fans. Find witty, comfortable designs that showcase their passion for endless marathons.