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"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

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"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

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"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

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"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix."

"I just don't see a future for us Jane, our Netflix wish lists are just too different."

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"He nibbled though the rotten skirting and then got squashed by my porn mags."

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"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"I'm so special that I even get my very own blanket for the sofa."

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"I've been watching British shows on hulu. They're strange."

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"I don't think I can watch anymore."

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"Now imagine how good that would look completely sweated through on the twenty-third street subway platform."

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"I thought I placed myself on a 'Do not call' list from you people. Well, as long as you're here, can you put Mom on?"

"We'll have to stop him from watching our Netflix the old fashioned way. Close the curtains."

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

'It's not a revenue problem, it's a spending problem.' - 'If it makes you that mad cancel your subscription to Netflix.'