Streaming Buff Gifts

"Let me get this straight. For your last wish you want all your friends to share their streaming services passwords with you?"

"I've been signed up by Netflix, too."

"You need fresh air and exercise ..."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Television Readers.

Backfire

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Bloody hell!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Is there a vegan option?"

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Stephen Fry

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Beware of the frog"