Streaming Buff Mugs

"Let me get this straight. For your last wish you want all your friends to share their streaming services passwords with you?"

"I've been signed up by Netflix, too."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Television Readers.

Backfire

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Bloody hell!"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Is there a vegan option?"

Cat Hecklers

"Beware of the frog"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"