Streaking Pillows

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Goal

Quilt fanatic

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Book Neck

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Psychiatrist knitting

Sailor and car

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"I hope I don't get any tanning lines."

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

"Oh, I just find vertical stripes more flattering for my figure."

Cross stitch

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Knitting ball

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX

Snake complaining about the stripes making her look fat.

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

Man scraping the snow off his car greets neighbour who is scrapping off advertisements.

Week three, things started to get ugly.

'This is the life, isn't it Nigel?'

'All I see is stripes before my eyes.'