Stitching Pillows

"Some Things Are Better Left Unembroidered"

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Knitting ball

I quilt therefore I am

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Purple dress

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

Sew on a sequin!

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A tailor measuring a large man

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Quilt fanatic

Harps and Embroidery.