Stitching Satirist Pillows

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

The little engine that delegated

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

'Secondhand smoke.'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Blockhead

"I started at the bottom and worked my way up to not caring."

Quilt fanatic

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Cowboy Trump

"Thank god for Sudoku."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

The Cartoonist's armoury

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Stay at home