Streaking T-Shirts

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Goal

Quilt fanatic

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Book Neck

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Psychiatrist knitting

Sailor and car

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"I hope I don't get any tanning lines."

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

"Oh, I just find vertical stripes more flattering for my figure."

Snake complaining about the stripes making her look fat.

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Knitting ball

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

I tried listening to an e-book, but I missed the tactile sensation of the tip of my finger on glass.

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

Man scraping the snow off his car greets neighbour who is scrapping off advertisements.

Before Powerpoint Presentations

Cross stitch

Week three, things started to get ugly.

'All I see is stripes before my eyes.'