Straw Man Debunker Gifts

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Under new blame.

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Coronavirus Windmills

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

"I say we downsize the company to the five of us and see if we can isolate the problem then."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'I still say there are better ways to decide which positions to eliminate!'

survival of the fittest

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'It's true. There was a coup.'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"Take this mission statement and rewrite it so that it sounds like we care about our customers."

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

'Remember, son, when the going gets tough, bail out!'

'We buy and sell them.'

'Finally, here's your chance to do something extraordinarily good for our company - quit and start working for the competitor!'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

"He's a fussy eater."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

"Every day you work like a dog. I just want to say 'Thank You!'"

Suggestions Box

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'