Strategic Insulter Gifts

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

My first mistake.

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

Sly Fox

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

'And this is our strategic planning department...'

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

Chess cleaner

Chess boxing

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

'To prepare for our hostile takeover, Bentley here, has arranged for us to have an old-fashioned snowball fight.'

'Shred any negative documentation I made on our new sales strategy.'

'I'd like you to go work for our competition. It's the only way I know to bring them to their knees.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

'I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months. It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without.'

'I'll give step by step directions.'

'Did you notice how he was suddenly interested in our sales pitch when I mentioned a substantial bribe?'

'Why are you so rude?'

Reading on the sly.

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'