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"And remember, when repotting your pension, it's best to go down one pot size."

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Watering Money

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Climate Crisis

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

Money Plant.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"We're trying to help you!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Gardener