Green Thumb Investor T-Shirts

'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'

Money Plant.

"Sigfried, I love what you've done with your hedge fund."

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Watering Money

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

Gardener

Tree collapse...

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'