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Tree's Tree Nursery. Of course we can plant them. We'll be right over! $. It's the only hedge fund I can get behind. Tree's Trees.

'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'

Money Plant.

"Sigfried, I love what you've done with your hedge fund."

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Watering Money

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'