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'Just seeing how my shears are doing...'

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Watering Money

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

Money Plant.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Gardener

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

Tree collapse...