Strategic Green Thumbers Mugs

"And remember, when repotting your pension, it's best to go down one pot size."

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Watering Money

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Climate Crisis

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

Money Plant.

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"We're trying to help you!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

Gardener