Green Thumbers T-Shirts

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

'There's a warning label on the handle.'

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Cats and gardens.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Climate Crisis

Botany Baby!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Steamed vegetables."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Mother Nature

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Gardening#2

Mad about Roses!