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Food Fight

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Gardener digging a flower bed over the croquet lawn.

"I guess it must be the all-grass diet..."

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Cat Nip.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Yardless: Please help

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Cats and gardens.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Botany Baby!

Mother Nature

"Steamed vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

Climate Crisis

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?