Green Thumbers Pillows

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

'There's a warning label on the handle.'

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Steamed vegetables."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Cats and gardens.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Climate Crisis

Mother Nature

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Mad about Roses!

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'