Stranger Things Fan Pillows

Jamie Campbell Bower

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Silence of the Chickens...

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Zombie Problems

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"For drinks or dinner?"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Regular or decapitated?'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"