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Jamie Campbell Bower

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Silence of the Chickens...

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Open House of Horrors

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Telekinetics on strike...

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'There's an imposter among us!'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Zombie Problems

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Regular or decapitated?'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."