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'Fire, rudimentary tools, the ability for abstract thought. Bloody kids don't know their living.'

Very angry looking bandits

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lactose Intolerant

The Runaway Horse

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

A caveman paints from life

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'