Stradivarius Stalker Pillows

My other violin is a Stradivari

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Stratigraphy

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

An archeologist uncovers a nasty stench in 'The Discovery of King TOOT-IN-COFFIN'.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Stationery Officer

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

What are the chances?

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

'What?! I told you I like long woks on the beach - what were you expecting?'

"He lost his Season Ticket."

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Football

A peeping Tom.

'..and this medal which you can't see, is for my success in stealth projects.'

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

Stealth club

How the Stealth Bomber Evades Radar

"Watch where you're going! Who said that? How should I know? School of camouflage."

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX