Stradivarius Stalker T-Shirts

My other violin is a Stradivari

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Stratigraphy

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

An archeologist uncovers a nasty stench in 'The Discovery of King TOOT-IN-COFFIN'.

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

Stationery Officer

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

What are the chances?

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

'What?! I told you I like long woks on the beach - what were you expecting?'

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"He lost his Season Ticket."

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Football

A peeping Tom.

'..and this medal which you can't see, is for my success in stealth projects.'

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

Stealth club

How the Stealth Bomber Evades Radar

"Watch where you're going! Who said that? How should I know? School of camouflage."