Stout Supporter Gifts

Beer Stall

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Rainbow Quartet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Paper or plastic?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"Make it look like an accident"

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

The beer idea.

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'The gypper was up to his genua in testoons.'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'To hell with the rules.'