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Beer Stall

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Rainbow Quartet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

The Family Joules: Part 3

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Gareth Bale

"Paper or plastic?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Make it look like an accident"

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

The beer idea.

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'The gypper was up to his genua in testoons.'

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.