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Black Velvet.

'I sent out for everything.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Beer Stall

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Lawnmower

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'My hero!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

I want to be a lawn!

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

A Lightning Conductor.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Waiting for plants to grow

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Stay at home food pyramid

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."