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'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.

Soup of the month.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'That plant food really works!'

Swimming Prankster

Buggy with Snowplow.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The Inexperienced Cook

'We spoil that dog.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

'The England players couldn't stop scoring when they were practising penalties. . .But that might have been because they were practising with a goalkeeper who couldn't save them.'

At the animal perfume fair.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

"Today we learned about multitasking while I was passing notes, giggling with Bryan, and making spitballs."

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

'That reindeer's eating my sprouts!'

"This perfume's passed its 'smell by' date!"

Men's Fragrances

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.

"In this tournament we have created a different level of difficulty."