Stout Lover Gifts

"Let me guess - stout and bitter?"

Black Velvet.

"My husband is so into beer, he's sweating oat stout."

"This place has the best happy hour."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"We won!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Snowmobull

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Man...You age great!'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Devi's brew?"

Beer Order