Stout Lover Gifts

"Let me guess - stout and bitter?"

Black Velvet.

"My husband is so into beer, he's sweating oat stout."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"We won!"

Snowmobull

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

You've Had Enough!

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Man...You age great!'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials