Storytime Chef T-Shirts

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Witch's Brew.

Better Not Squash.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Parenting Skills Training

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

Noah's Nark.

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

"The specials today are the Breast of Thyme and the Wurst of Thyme, though I strongly suggest reversing their order."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Chef makes a cook book.

"Yes, this meatloaf is just like my mother used to make. She never did learn how to cook!"

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

Old woman who lives in a shoe with sick children.

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

Football Pudding

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Anton Mosimann

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