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"Talk about supply chain issues. . . there haven't been any children nibbling on my house for weeks!"

A Hole in the Dike

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Internet Cafe.

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"These are my windscreen credits."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

If John Lennon had gone into strategic management.

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

'Why do I always have to be the one to connect the dots for you people?'

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"

The Lawyer of Oz

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

"I know I'm huffing and puffing, but I don't have a temperature. You're safe. Now, let me in."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

"So there's this big Mother...."