Storytelling Strategists Pillows

"Talk about supply chain issues. . . there haven't been any children nibbling on my house for weeks!"

A Hole in the Dike

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Internet Cafe.

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"These are my windscreen credits."

'Why do I always have to be the one to connect the dots for you people?'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

The Lawyer of Oz

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

"So there's this big Mother...."