Storytelling Business Enthusiast Gifts

The Goose that Laid the Golden Business Concept, tragically born years ahead of her time.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Victor Hugo

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

6 Brothers Falafel

A Hole in the Dike

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Where was the TSA?'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"This is what's known as a book."

Hansel and Gretal

"I love fast break business success."

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

Jacques et Jille

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"