Storytelling Business Enthusiast Pillows

The Goose that Laid the Golden Business Concept, tragically born years ahead of her time.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

6 Brothers Falafel

A Hole in the Dike

'Where was the TSA?'

The Rubber Ball Company

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Hansel and Gretal

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Jacques et Jille

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?"

"I love fast break business success."