Storyteller Of The Epic Kind Gifts

Goliath's birthday.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"We only got six days of funding."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Swan Fairy Tales

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Eat my dust!"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Kirsten Johnson

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Phoenix

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Baby Bear.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

My Spam Sketchbook

Santa CGI Effect

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Santa's Helpers

Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."