Storyteller Of The Epic Kind Pillows

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"We only got six days of funding."

Swan Fairy Tales

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Eat my dust!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Phoenix

Kirsten Johnson

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Santa CGI Effect

Santa's Helpers

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Reading

My Spam Sketchbook

Baby Bear.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'