Storyteller Of Regimes Pillows

"So you'll tell me what I need to know when I need to know it?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

Rocket Ark

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

John Galsworthy

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

Ventriloquism For Beginners

Robot Beggar

James Earl Jones

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

Madeleine L'Engle

"This is about life on another planet."

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'

Lawrence of Arabia

"A year ago, that could have been me."

Why the dodo became extinct

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

"Hey, not so fast - I'm abducting her first!"

"I think my main strength is my imagination, which I think you can see from my CV."

All Washed Up

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

"I thought that was an extra soft landing."