Storyteller Of Regimes T-Shirts

"So you'll tell me what I need to know when I need to know it?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Rocket Ark

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

John Galsworthy

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

Ventriloquism For Beginners

James Earl Jones

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Robot Beggar

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

Madeleine L'Engle

Milla Jovovich

"This is about life on another planet."

"A year ago, that could have been me."

Why the dodo became extinct

"Hey, not so fast - I'm abducting her first!"

All Washed Up

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

"I think my main strength is my imagination, which I think you can see from my CV."

J. J. Abrams

Lawrence of Arabia

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

"I thought that was an extra soft landing."