Political Raconteur Pillows

The less you know

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem