Politically Engaged Storyteller Pillows

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Baby Bear.

Santa's Helpers

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

My Spam Sketchbook

Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Gag - a graphic novel

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

Mephistopheles

Young Stephen King

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Purple Fairy