Politically Engaged Storyteller Prints

Still in Baghdad, Toto.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Santa's Helpers

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

My Spam Sketchbook

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Baby Bear.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Reading

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

Gag - a graphic novel

Mephistopheles

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Young Stephen King

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."