Storyteller Of War Tales Pillows

War victim coming out of the television.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

Rocket Ark

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

War and Peace GIF

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

Lady of the Remote

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

'They want the medals back. Apparently, you used a Vicks inhaler before going over the top in 1916.'

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'Honey, please don't ask Grandaddy about the war.'

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

"The Balkans. This is where I came in."

Why the dodo became extinct

A cavalier gentleman.

Lawrence of Arabia

'Honey, this is my Uncle Duggie . . . he lost most of his DNA during the war.'

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'