Story Time Rhymers Gifts

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Swan Fairy Tales

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Are you made of sugar?'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'At lone at last.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

The Pink Bantha

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

"Deny it all you want. He looks just like you."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"Nevermore."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

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'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'