Story Time Rhymers Gifts

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Swan Fairy Tales

'Are you made of sugar?'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'At lone at last.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Nevermore."

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

"Deny it all you want. He looks just like you."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'