Stormy Relationships Aficionado Pillows

'She must be the girl for you, son, look how much your mother dislikes her.'

Bear Costume

"You don't whisper anymore."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Disco Dancing

"Legs up to here!"

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Barbara Cartland

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Man Flap

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"Brad, if you can't say 'I love you' without using finger quotes, I'm outta here."

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

A couple in love

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

101 Positions/101 Excuses

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."