Stormy Relationships Aficionado Mugs

'She must be the girl for you, son, look how much your mother dislikes her.'

Bear Costume

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Disco Dancing

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Legs up to here!"

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

Perfect Match

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

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Lovers in ruffled dresses

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

Barbara Cartland

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Man Flap

"Brad, if you can't say 'I love you' without using finger quotes, I'm outta here."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

A couple in love

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."