Stormwater Engineer Gifts

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Water company bonus.

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"It's trickle down."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Water power.

Post-corona road to recovery

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Sustainability

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Solar Power.

Don Quilowatte

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

urban agriculture

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

Windfarm Autumn.

There's no real oil emergency...

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

Absurd motorbike

Welsh water sewage

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'