Storm Art Explorer Gifts

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Painting clouds

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Convenience.

Kid doing cave paintings

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

Maria Sibylla Merian

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Cover story: Picasso

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Antiques

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

Award-Winning Photographer.

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Abstract portrait art.

"It must be pouring outside."

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

Millais - Cubist Period